We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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