the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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