I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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