We're like a lot better than the average bears
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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