Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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