Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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