i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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