Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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