I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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