What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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