Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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Come share oat with me in your robe
When are your genitals available?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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