Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So squirting runs in the family.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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