my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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