i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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