In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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