My nipple is on Facebook.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
