how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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