Heybabeimwearingurpanties
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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