I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm always down for nudity.
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