Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i permit you to call me
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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