I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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