Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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