Umm I'm too high to move.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
