U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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