I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Houston, we have a squirter
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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