come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
PANTIES FOUND
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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