I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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