We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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