Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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