Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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