Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
where are you?
Hypothermia
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
