i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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