youre lurking in front of me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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