honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
