I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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