big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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