All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
