I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
sex in a hospital.. check
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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