I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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