Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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