i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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