Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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