U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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