just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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