It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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