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  He's been sleeping iwht ***

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  Nooo

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  Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb

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  And then hit her in the face with a shovel

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  (816): He's been sleeping iwht *** (1-816): Nooo (816): Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb (816): And then hit her in the face with a shovel http://tfl.nu/a1q0
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

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  (603): Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar? http://tfl.nu/vt9e
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.

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  (401): I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls. http://tfl.nu/rm2y
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.

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  (815): I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on. http://tfl.nu/mukq
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

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  (305): I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez" http://tfl.nu/8edj
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position

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  (205): Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position http://tfl.nu/050n
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"

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  (314): you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole" http://tfl.nu/qzvn
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher

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  (401): She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher http://tfl.nu/uenp
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea

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  (505): I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea http://tfl.nu/734q
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  (915): View more from Texas

  I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud

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  (915): I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud http://tfl.nu/k3wa
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

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  (931): Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril http://tfl.nu/vmx1
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  (347): View more from New York

  Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?

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  (347): Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it? http://tfl.nu/mhp5
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird

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  (816): Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird http://tfl.nu/90pn
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.

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  (931): I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move. http://tfl.nu/yt36
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  (518): View more from New York

  I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.

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  (518): I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two. http://tfl.nu/sg45
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