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Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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