I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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