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• (408): View more from California

  carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.

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  be there in 3 mins

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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• (917): View more from New York City

  its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?

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  WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?

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• (949): View more from California

  Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want cinnabon and vodka.

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