if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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