im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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