North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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