I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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