rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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