my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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