I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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