Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm sobbing to NWA
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