you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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