I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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