Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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