Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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