Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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